06 January 2006
Foundation Trilogy & BOOCOUVER
C'mon people, this is easy, christ, Asimov had a perfect explanation. Of course it was a massively complex formula involving MEME's, ideologies, all known social influences and pi as a variable.
I'd like our neighbours to remember 2 important things:
1) They were boos, not bombs. So as classless or uncivil as you characterize the curmudgeons in Boocouver, it really is a sticks and stones thing. Merkins have bigger problems on their hands than some heckling from a country with no army. Really now...
2) You hurt the ones you love. Canada is in the middle of yet another federal election, we've got yanks running around europe with cdn flags on their back packs, half of us are descended from United Empire Loyalists, its F**kin' xmas and as a few have so brilliantly observed, this is all going on in an ice arena, which is basically one big therapy session for canucks.
So NAY-BORES, go fly our flag upside down, sing our national anthem to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree, refer to us as your retarded cousins, keep our softwood lumber duty and send an overrated team to the WJC... You only wish this was the type of shitstorm you had to deal with regularly on the international stage. Now it all makes sense, 'eh?
LOVE(beating you),
Nanook & friends(the world, except maybe the Danes, Hans Island thingy)
Great White Hockey Nation to the North(near Buffalo and south of Alaska)
I'd like our neighbours to remember 2 important things:
1) They were boos, not bombs. So as classless or uncivil as you characterize the curmudgeons in Boocouver, it really is a sticks and stones thing. Merkins have bigger problems on their hands than some heckling from a country with no army. Really now...
2) You hurt the ones you love. Canada is in the middle of yet another federal election, we've got yanks running around europe with cdn flags on their back packs, half of us are descended from United Empire Loyalists, its F**kin' xmas and as a few have so brilliantly observed, this is all going on in an ice arena, which is basically one big therapy session for canucks.
So NAY-BORES, go fly our flag upside down, sing our national anthem to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree, refer to us as your retarded cousins, keep our softwood lumber duty and send an overrated team to the WJC... You only wish this was the type of shitstorm you had to deal with regularly on the international stage. Now it all makes sense, 'eh?
LOVE(beating you),
Nanook & friends(the world, except maybe the Danes, Hans Island thingy)
Great White Hockey Nation to the North(near Buffalo and south of Alaska)
