04 January 2006
House of UnCommons
Canada v Finland: They're Finnished
Russia v USA: Boo Hoo Overrated Clowns
Canada v Russia: Sutter better loosen his mindmeld. We're not robots, let them play.
Lifelong Suspension: Murray Costello: Charged for Treason. Hockey Hall of SHAME. Wouldn't know grassroots if you pounded his head into a golf green with a sledgehammer. Enjoy the wine and schnitzel in Zurich you traitor. Singlehandedly set Canadian hockey development back 20 years.
Major & Match: Bob Nicholson: Sellout. Hockey Canada now wholly owned subsiduary of Esso, Nike, Telus and thanks to new deal, CTV. It used to be called Canadian AMATUER Hockey Association. 'nuf said.
First Star: Alan Adams gets it right on GONZO-Gonzo Gonzalez. see http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/columnist.jsp?content=20060101_162038_4552
Major: Hayley?? Hamburger Helper? Unscripted? Whatever they paid you, it wasn't enough.
Misconduct: Home Depot Commercial: Nice continuity you clowns. kid shoots puck with black tape on stick, next frame has ghost shooter with white tape on stick as frosty takes one to the bucket.
Cut from team: Yanks freaking out about booing in Boocouver. Those are boos, not bombs. What you get when you run around the world like a jungle 'b' goon.
Rule Change: 3 years max on presidency of Hockey Canada. Anyone seen a financial statement from HC? And you won't. CHA: Corruption, Harrasment, Abuse
Injured Reserve: Gary Glitter? Back off bozzo's. Legislate no residuals to the pervert, now maybe you can sleep at night. Song is still best score rally tune out there.
Wrong sport: Skins v Shirts: Take it off!! Acid Queen should OD on midol.
Stacked: Sutter set coaching win record. And Klein is responsible for the wealth in Alberta.
Bertuzzi/Domi/McSorely File: Jack the Hack Johnson feeds off the bronx cheer. Stop encouraging him. F**K, I wish he was Canadian.
Memo to Dubya: You know something is wrong when the Canadians start cheering for the Russians in hockey.
Russia v USA: Boo Hoo Overrated Clowns
Canada v Russia: Sutter better loosen his mindmeld. We're not robots, let them play.
Lifelong Suspension: Murray Costello: Charged for Treason. Hockey Hall of SHAME. Wouldn't know grassroots if you pounded his head into a golf green with a sledgehammer. Enjoy the wine and schnitzel in Zurich you traitor. Singlehandedly set Canadian hockey development back 20 years.
Major & Match: Bob Nicholson: Sellout. Hockey Canada now wholly owned subsiduary of Esso, Nike, Telus and thanks to new deal, CTV. It used to be called Canadian AMATUER Hockey Association. 'nuf said.
First Star: Alan Adams gets it right on GONZO-Gonzo Gonzalez. see http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/columnist.jsp?content=20060101_162038_4552
Major: Hayley?? Hamburger Helper? Unscripted? Whatever they paid you, it wasn't enough.
Misconduct: Home Depot Commercial: Nice continuity you clowns. kid shoots puck with black tape on stick, next frame has ghost shooter with white tape on stick as frosty takes one to the bucket.
Cut from team: Yanks freaking out about booing in Boocouver. Those are boos, not bombs. What you get when you run around the world like a jungle 'b' goon.
Rule Change: 3 years max on presidency of Hockey Canada. Anyone seen a financial statement from HC? And you won't. CHA: Corruption, Harrasment, Abuse
Injured Reserve: Gary Glitter? Back off bozzo's. Legislate no residuals to the pervert, now maybe you can sleep at night. Song is still best score rally tune out there.
Wrong sport: Skins v Shirts: Take it off!! Acid Queen should OD on midol.
Stacked: Sutter set coaching win record. And Klein is responsible for the wealth in Alberta.
Bertuzzi/Domi/McSorely File: Jack the Hack Johnson feeds off the bronx cheer. Stop encouraging him. F**K, I wish he was Canadian.
Memo to Dubya: You know something is wrong when the Canadians start cheering for the Russians in hockey.
